Today I was sitting comfortably and trying to take a nap, when I heard my mom get excited. Apparently they told her she could "come into the hospital on Friday around 6 AM and get induced. " There it is again, that word. Induced. I finally found what the word means, and basically it means they are going to force me out of here! Well, not if I leave first. I've orchestrated a plan to slyly wait until we get to "The Baby Factory" that they call Northside Hospital.
See, while they go and check into the hospital, I plan on sneaking out. I have heard they have 200 plus rooms at this place, and that means 200+ babies. I can blend in, and then make my move. Once out, I can take advantage of the "MARTA". I hear if I took MARTA, I'd be there by now. So, my plan is to get there. Where? I'm not sure. But, whatever mother and father have in store, I plan on foiling their plans and getting out on my own. Pip pip!! See you on the coast!!
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Tops and Tails
Ugh. It's getting really cramped in here. I heard my parent's talking about me being "late". I'm not sure what they are talking about, but it seems to be the topic of conversation when people talk to my mom. I'm right here, I don't understand why they don't think I can hear them. They keep saying "I can't wait to see the little guy", and "Hey Jack, why don't you come out?", but like I said before, it's nice and comfortable in here, so I'm not going anywhere.
A lady put some gunk on my mom's stomach today at the Doctor's office. They used a machine to see me. I kept trying to dodge it, but I don't have very much room. They snapped a picture of my face. It's not my best side, but it's not too bad either.
One of my more embarassing moments of the day was when the technician snapped a shot of my package. It was bad enough back when I was 20 weeks old when they took one, but now my balls are HUGE, and I'm a little self conscious. Apparently my dad got a kick out of it though because he laughed really loud and said it looks like a snail.
After all that, I though we were done, but then my parents met with a women who said "if he doesn't come by Friday, go ahead to the hospital and we'll induce you". I've been scowering the internet trying to figure out what she means by "induce". So far though, I haven't found much. I'll keep looking though. Hopefully I'll be able to figure out what it is before they try to get me out of here.
A lady put some gunk on my mom's stomach today at the Doctor's office. They used a machine to see me. I kept trying to dodge it, but I don't have very much room. They snapped a picture of my face. It's not my best side, but it's not too bad either.
One of my more embarassing moments of the day was when the technician snapped a shot of my package. It was bad enough back when I was 20 weeks old when they took one, but now my balls are HUGE, and I'm a little self conscious. Apparently my dad got a kick out of it though because he laughed really loud and said it looks like a snail.After all that, I though we were done, but then my parents met with a women who said "if he doesn't come by Friday, go ahead to the hospital and we'll induce you". I've been scowering the internet trying to figure out what she means by "induce". So far though, I haven't found much. I'll keep looking though. Hopefully I'll be able to figure out what it is before they try to get me out of here.
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